Important Recall Notice
by Anonymous
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal Non-
Morality” or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily characterized
by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:
- Loss of direction
- Foul vocal emissions
- Amnesia of origin
- Lack of peace and joy
- Selfish or violent behavior
- Depression or confusion in mental component
- Fearful
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service FREE of
charge to correct the SIN defect. [The number to call in your area is
F-A-I-T-H. Simply believe that Christ died for your sins,
was buried and rose again, and your unit will be regenerated. No matter how
big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will repair and replace it
with]:
- Forgiveness
- Love
- Joy
- Peace
- Longsuffering
- Gentleness
- Goodness
- Faith
- Meekness
- Temperance
Please see operating manual HOLY BIBLE for further
details on the use of these fixes. [See sections I Cor. 15:1-4; Eph. 1:7;
and Gal. 5:16-26].
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction voids the manufacturer’s warranty, exposing the owner to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded. [For free emergency service before it’s too
late: call upon the Lord Jesus Christ who loved us and gave Himself a
ransom for our sins].
DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
This action was authorized by the Creator.
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